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What a fine piece of work is Wikipedia; a veritable treasure trove of wonders and knowledge, possibly doing more for the advancement of human understanding than anything since the invention of the public library.
Not only that but, this being the interweb and what-not, it's a lot less stuffy, a lot more quirky than the Encyclopaedia Britannica. For instance the page on semen has been illustrated by a photograph of some nameless reader's jism (labelled: "Human semen. Self-made image") which he had spunked up onto the wall, then snapped it as it oozed down the rather horrible wallpaper. Nice work, fella!

Interesting to remind ourselves of the ingredients of semen, as helpfully listed on the site:

Mammalian semen is a whitish, milky fluid, very viscous, containing water and small amounts of salt, vitamin D, protein, and fructose.

Now wait a minute... fructose? As in the stuff cereal manufacturers list on ingredients when hoping to disguise the fact that their 'healthy' product is in fact 40% sugar? As well as also appearing as a key ingredient in shampoos and conditioners, in particular the L@b0r@t0ir3s G@rn1er Fr^ct1$ Fortifying Shampoo and Conditioner (a reviewer of which notes: "To look at, the conditioner is white in colour, almost a silky white in colour, and fairly thick in texture, although slightly runny (ever so slightly though!)." which, having read about the above, couldn't help but make me pause for thought).